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[18 Sep 2005|11:04pm]
Well I havn't done this thing in like FOREVER!! haha, but if you would like to talk to me, I do lot's of myspacing, so look for me there!
CHow!
*audrey
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Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yummmy [13 Apr 2005|04:39pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | lajslfkjasfsdfasfasdfasdf ]

I love CHeeze, I love Cheeze! I love Cheeze! I love CHEEZe!
Right now I am eating cheeze (go figure) and drinking chocolate milk, oh yes and eating pickles. MMM, they are a delacsy for the taste buds. SO any ways I want all of you to take my random survey, be you my frind, or be you my foe! haha LOL Oh yes and my last request is that you send it back to me so that I may laugh at your ridiculus lifes!!! MUAHH HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!

1. What's the wierdest thing you have ever done with a cigarette?
2. What are your plans for the future?
3. Is drinking involved?
4. Have you ever worn a dress?
5. DO you secretly have a crush on any one?
6. If yes, I dare you to tell them! If no, you'd better damn well get one oKAY!!
7. What do you prefer, potatoes, or carrots
8. If given the choice to wipe out one food so that it may never be seen again which one would you choose and why?
9. What's your favorite color?
10. DO you own anything that color?
11. What's your favorite thing to do in bed?
12. What's your favorite thing to kiss?
13. What's your favorite animal?
14. If America started using dog meat as an alternative to beef, for hamburgers, would you allow your dog to be apart of the meal?
15. If you could be one super heroe which would you be?
16. Do you think I'm hot?..... HEY YOU JERK!! lol I almost got you
17. Do you find your self attractive?
18. Do you find your friends attractive?
19. DO you have fancities about you and a teacher?
20. How many times have you put gas in a car?

ALrighty have fun, and remember to be naughty. Or nice, whatever.
*YDERAU (*audrey) MALEBTR (LAMBERT)

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wow it's been so freakin long [11 Apr 2005|11:07pm]
Yes it has been a while since my verbal vomit has entered the relms of Live Journal. All I really have to post is, life sux, I love John, and Parents suck! But that's just life, and when you have some one really awesome in that shitty life of yours, it's rose colored glasses from there on out. Even though next year will be the beguning of my eternal debt, which i will work off the rest of my life, and fail, then pass it down to my hideous proteges, I have someone to be with during this time of pain.
haha. ODE TO JOHN:
If ever there was a truck, you'd make it red
If ever there was a tree, you hath planted it
IF ever,
haha you get the point... I'm a doofus
*audrey*
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[08 Feb 2005|11:02pm]
I really dont understand/ enjoy poetry. I dont even know why I'm in an AP english, it's all Greek to me!!! Oh yeah and I can't get someone to work for me on Monday, yes that's right, Valentines day monday!!! AAGGGHHHH. I mean you'd think someone would want to work because you know we are going to make lot's of money, but still!! Oh and who even designates a day for love. Agh i dont know.
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I will have pictures later!! [04 Feb 2005|02:21pm]
[ mood | complacent ]

Oh yeah so last night I had this horrible time at work, it was really horrible, but any ways I go home and on the stairs is this note from Philip that's like "Please tell John Thankyou," what ever that means, so I walk up to my room and on my bed are all these presents!! I was like HU? SO any ways there is this note that basicly says:
Audrey I couldn't wait until valentines day!
haha, oh my gosh, so here I am upset about my stupid day, and I was sad, and John suprises me with a new radio!!! Not just any radio, a radio for my car!! And there was also a teddy bear, but I mean the radio, oh my gosh, i cant believe he actually got it for me, because wow. It's freaking expensive! and- Wow, i mean. Ugh. I didn't even know what to think or say, so I just called him. It was so sweet. How the heck to i top that? Wow, and then he said (because I want to go to hawaii) "I tried to buy you Hawaii, but I'm pretty sure Bill Gates owns it."
It was sooo funnny, and then later on he im'd me and said "I called bill, but he wont sell. sorry."
Okay i really need to think of something to get him that he actually wants or needs, or will use, and not just eat or wair once. UGH! what's better than getting me an awesome radio for my radio-less jeep? haha. I have No freaking idea.

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